When you’re about to receive a shot from the doctor

sodamnrelatable:

Every inch closer to you, you’re like:

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payto:

lyndsimac:

pierceduh-veil:

samfuckingb3ttl3y:

Tumblr was on the news this morning. They said that Tumblr is a bad place because it ‘promotes self harm’ they said because of the whole thigh gap thing going on. They said that Tumblr only has skinny, almost anorexic girls. Please, we’re all obsessed with bands, food, porn, and gay fictional couples.

everyone fucking reblog this

forever reblog

Clearly they don’t have a tumblr.

imma-gay-panda:

tyleroakley:

hoelita:

female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away

I think I might be a female sloth.

Yup. That’s my girlfriend.